CRASHING! KILLER SPAM SCAM PORN FLOOD COMING!

Hold on tight, folks, because a massive flood of spam is about to crash down on your inbox. We're talking atrocious amounts of scammy emails packed with sick porn. These losers are trying to scam you out of your hard-earned money, so be super cautious. Don't click on any images in these emails, and block them immediately. Don't get caught!